Thursday, August 11, 2005

O is for...

Two weeks ago I took my dad to the Orioles/White Sox game for his birthday. I wrote him a card, "O is for old, old school and Orioles!" See, the year Camden Yards opened I bought tickets for the two of us for his birthday. He later took me for my birthday. This tradition has gone back and forth for years.

So there we were years and years later driving up to Camden Yards. We parked in the new parking areas - thanks to Raven stadium occupying the once parking lot for Camden Yards - we walked the new walk, and sat in our seats at what is now considered the old-school Washington DC area baseball team. I dont know what's up with that.

Behind us sat a whole bunch of thirty something, or late twenty something, couples - the kind who kind of make me cringe. They were all sweet, clean-cut, the women wore jewelry, they never cussed. (This is a far cry from when I saw the O's/Yanks game earlier this season.)

My dad and I made the usual stops: beer, BBQ and a crabcake for me. I love Baltimore sometimes, really. Crabcakes at a ball game? Awesome!

We plopped into our seats, I propped my feet up on the chair in front of me and we looked out at the stadium in silence. That is, until I started to laugh.
"What?" my dad asked.
"I love this place! LOVE IT!" I said.
I think second to the beach, Camden Yards is the only place on earth where once I get there I just totally relax and feel at peace with the world.
"Um, Al," my dad said, "I haven't seen you this happy in a while..."

One couple that sat behind us was pretty cool. In eavesdropping on their conversation I got that the guy had been in Baltimore for a little while but never been to a game at Camden. He pointed out our BBQ to his girlfriend, as well as my crabcake.
"Where'd you get that?" he said, pointing to the BBQ.
"Over there, behind the bleacher seats," I said, "Boogs."
"And crabcakes at a baseball game, huh? This stadium is great."
"I know."
"Is it worth it?" he asked.
"The BBQ or the crabcakes?"
"Both."
"Well, I'm a vegetarian but I hear the BBQ is great. Definitely worth the walk over there. The crabcakes are pretty aight."
"It's a good spot to watch the game too," my dad chimed in, "Stand in line, grab a beer, order BBQ, maybe catch a ball..."
"This is such a beautiful stadium," he said, "have you seen a lot of games here?"
"I try to come as much as I can," I say, "This is the greatest place on earth. Forget Disney Land, Camden Yards is where it's at."

I finished my crabcake and we got a few more beers. The O's didn't get totally demolished at first so it wasn't that painful. The girl who sat in front of me had a poster for Raffy. The lineup included a couple original players from, well, back in the day we'll call it. Raffy, Surhoff...

It was a beautiful night out. We could see up Howard Street. The couples behind us chatted politely. They wondered if anyone used the warehouse. They wondered how old it was. They thought there was some time someone hit a ball out there. They thought. They weren't sure.

The dirt dudes ran out onto the field. An old couple sat a couple rows in front of us taking notes as the game went on. The beer guys had funny accents. The parking woman said hun to us. I looked out at third base where I remember hanging over the edge the night there was a two and a half hour rain delay when my dad took me to a game for my birthday. I was 15? 14? Who knows. The crowd cleared out that night, back when Camden Yards used to be jam packed. My dad stood with me waiting for the rain to stop because I didn't want to leave. They did the "guess the attendance" when the rain passed.
"50!" I'd yell.
"35!" my dad chimed in.
I leaned over the edge, got dirty looks from the 3rd base coach. "BRADYYYYYYYY!!!!!" I yelled and yelled until he finally looked over at me and I fell over laughing.

Now a few years past legal drinking age I sat way up high over home plate with my dad quietly watching the O's lose and the couples talk behind us.
"Have you ever seen a game at Memorial?" one guy asked to another.
"Years ago," the guy said. "Haven't seen one since."
"Ah, so you're an OG?"
"What?" replied the guy.
"An OG, an Original Gangster," said the first guy.
His friend laughed. "I guess... but that was years ago and I haven't been back since."

I smiled and took a sip of my beer. I told my dad about the time I saw the Nats play at Dodger stadium the week before Ieft Los Angeles. I told him how everyone says Dodger stadium is the most beautiful place ever. I told him how I remember sitting on the third baseline, nonplussed.
"Nothing compares, dad," I said, "This is the most beautiful place on earth."

50 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

VEGETARIANS DO NOT EAT SEAFOOD - LAST I CHECKED, CARBS ARE NOT VEGETABLES NOR ARE THEY FRUITS. STOP CALLING YOURSELF A VEGGIE, OR STOP EATING FISH. PICK ONE.

9:23 AM  
Blogger Wicketywack said...

Hey "anonymous",

Get ahold of yourself. And perhaps, get laid as well.

Sincerely,

Lonnie Bruner

9:34 AM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

Word up, L Dawg. Way to take one for the team.

I've been mulling over an appropriate response to this here Anonymous... something like how I will tell strangers at baseball games and cute boys at bars that I am a pescatarian - the techinical term for a vegetarian who eats fish. Pescatarian just sounds sooooo sexy too.
"Hey baby, buy me a drink and take me back to your place... by the way, did I mention that I'm a pescatarian...?"
"I'm sorry, you're a what?"
"A pescatarian."
"Oh shit dude, that's so hot!"

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clever, but if calling yourself vegetarian is for "strangers and cute boys in bars" what's the point in the first place? And since when is being vegetarian sexy? I thought it was about compassion, or a healthier way of living or something. Besides, isn't honesty sexier than the little white lie?

9:31 AM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

Ew. This really annoys me. Of course I'm a vegetarian for compassion reasons, for health reasons, for ethical reasons, for global reasons, for political reasons, economic reasons and because I fucking want to be one, ok? I didn't become a vegetarian to pick dudes up at bars. I became a vegetarian - i'm sorry, a pescatarian - when I was 14. I do believe that is a far cry from the legal drinking age.

And you're saying that I'm telling a little white lie by saying a vegetarian? That's hilarious because I tell people "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish," which, as previously mentioned, is called a pescatarian.

Sadly most people probably don't know what that means. So I say it the fool proof way.

You're awfully judgemental, you know.

And PS, I think being a vegetarian is indeed rather sexy. Why? It shows you're compassionate, open-minded, a little concious of the world around you.

At least that's what I think.

You should try that on for size some time. See how it fits.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - a little defensive? Apparently I hit a nerve here. I'm not being judgemental at all - I simply said that you were being a hypocrite (which ) and implied that you are telling a little white lie. What's judgemental in that? Your comment that I should "try that on for size" is at least as judemental as anything I have said (implying that I am not world-conscious? open-minded? vegetarian? sexy?). The only things you know about me is that I am tired of people claiming to be veggie and still eating fish, and that I read your blog. Quite frankly I'm astonished that both you and "L Dawg" have gotten so riled up about a simple, accurate statement (albeit one that could have used a little spell-check). So touchy.

1:45 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

My dearest Anonymous,

May I please offer you my most sincrest of apologies for being one who taps into a sensitivity issue that you have. I, sadly, am a person you don't like. I, sadly, call myself a vegetarian, but eat fish. I'm sorry that I embody something that pisses you off.

And I'm sorry I am sensitive. Despite my effervescent wit, cold sarcasm and overall witty sense of humor, I am a very sensitive person. I am a girl. I am a Cancer. I am a vegetarian... of sorts.

And I blog.

And you happen to read my blog. Something in my blog pisses you off, yet you continue to read it. (Kinda like how I feel about David Foster Wallace I suppose...) This is very interesting....

So here it is: I'm a veg who eats fish. I am a blogger. I am sensitive. I have bonded with people at bars over being a vegetarian. Guys at sausage stands at RFK have told me, to my face, that they think vegetarians are sexy.

I just write the world as I see it.

If you have a problem with that, or with me, then may I sincerely invite you to stop reading.

Free will. It's an interesting theory.

Kisses,
Moi

PS I get riled up about this because it's fun. Do I really care about what you, Anonymous, have to say? Nah. But for 5 minutes a day you allow me to openly rail on you. It's pretty amusing. Thanks for the good times.
PPS Are you really worldly? And sexy? A vegetarian? If so, maybe we could meet up for drinks sometime... ;)

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. I never said I didn't like you.
2. I do consider myself at least somewhat worldly.
3. I was a vegetarian for a long time, but I now eat fish.
4. I've never been one to describe myself as sexy - I believe sexy is in the eye of the beholder, so to speak.
5. None of what you have written pisses me off. I just like to tweak people's buttons (especially friends), when I see what I perceive to be inconsistencies.
6. I agree with your assesment of DFWallace. 100%
7. I'm glad you found this entertaining. I was beginning to think I was alone in that.

3:36 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

My whole life is an inconsistency.

Tweak buttons as you so desire.

(We're friends? If so, then why are you anonymous?)

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone is a hypocrite at least twice a day.

Why anonymous? To tweak...

9:24 AM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

Hmm... you must be one of my Pain in the Ass Friends then. Not like that narrows it down.

I was a hypocrite today. I ate catfish. Fried in cornmeal. Yes, in the south.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I believe the greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
~Mahatma Ghandi

2:02 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

Hmm... does your name, by any chance, start with the letter J, and do you by any chance live in a city whose name ends with -geles?

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No - although my name does begin with a letter and I do live in a city. Nice try though.

2:34 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

do i know you? for real?

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't that be kind of stalkerish? Sorry - that's not my style. You know me - I swear it.

2:43 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

nah, i get comments in here all the time from people i dont know. like lonnie, for example. no clue who he is. but he knows someone who knows someone i know.

i just think its weird that if i know you, why dont you give a name? but whatevs. you can protect your anonymity, anonymous. just tell the folks i say what up and sorry about that party. you know the one.

?

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Sorry.

2:59 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

Don't worry, I made it up.
But seriously, racking my brain for pseudo-vegetarian, DFW reading friends of mine is actually kind of difficult. I have a job to apply for. Why don't you just tell me who you are?!
Or... I know you're not going to tell me... just to push some buttons. So forget I asked. You can just tell me out of the kindness of your heart.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a job to apply for? like a job I-need-a-hange-of-venue job, or like a I-don't-have-to-make-your-crappy-cup-o-coffee-anymore job? either way - best of luck.

For the record, I'm not sure that you would think of me as a DFW reader or as a veggie of any kind. Who knows...?

3:09 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

push, push, push.
thanks for narrowing it down...
but you read enough dfw to know that you should call him dfw instead of davidfostersuckass or whatever his name is.

job as in real job. no coffee, new place, new people, new everything. i'm trying to change as much as possible without going anywhere this time. i think. maybe. that's another post for another time.

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck with the apps, and the whole changing thing. Hopefully it beats being a barista, which can get old fast. Of course, so can endless conference calls and office politics. To each their own...

I read DFW because I keep waiting for him to write something that comes close to matching his reputation, and I keep being disappointed. But somehow I always give him another chance.

What are the last 5 books you've read?

3:26 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

:)
excellent question.

In order:
-Dry by Augusten Burroughs
-Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
-Time Travelers Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
-Running with Scissors by Burroughs
-Stranger Than Fiction by Palahniuk

(i hope you know the difference between the question you asked, which were the last 5 i bought and top 5 EVER)

you?

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last 5 Bought:
No Country for Old Men - Cormac Mccarthy
the Complete Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame - Bukowski
Ball Four - Jim Bouton
Whalestoe Letters - Mark Danielewski

5 Faves of all time (in no order):
Moby Dick - Melville
Last Temptation of Christ - Kazantzakis
Catcher in the Rye - Salinger
Satanic Verses - Rushdie
Leaves of GRass - Whitman

3:52 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

i have no idea who you are.
i dont know you.
no one i know would read smart crap like that.

j/k on that last part.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure I would call BALL FOUR high-literature, but it does give a very interesting perspective on the baseball season. Sad to think that Jose Canseco might turn out to be the Jim Bouton of our generation - I never want to give Jose that kind of credit. And Bukowski is just a drunk, albeit an entertaining one.

This is a personal favorite question - I find it illuminating: 5 favorite US cities?

9:27 AM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

I feel like your comments are getting a little personal with all this "5 questions" business. I mean I really like it when people ask me those questions but I have no idea who you are and I always ask those questions on like 2nd, 3rd, 7th, 10th dates... so... that's that.

And I didn't know what Ball Four was until I looked it up in amazon.com. I really like/enjoy/love baseball but frankly, I have nothing to say on this matter. I'm not educated enough in that regard.

Favorite US cities ever? Discounting small towns and general geographic locations we've got (not in order):
-NYC
-DC
-San Francisco
-Seattle
-Chicago

12:05 PM  
Blogger Tyjen said...

i am also a piscetarian. and a cancer!

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, no love for LA?

3:23 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

HA! You read my blog and still ask how I feel about LA...?

Love LA???

Dude, it's like I was in a really tough, trying, taxing relationship for a year that sucked out my soul. I mean sure, it'll always hold a special place in my heart, but I don't even want to visit at this point.

What are your five?

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sarcasm...sarcasm...the tone of my generation.

In no order:
San Fran, Seattle, Boston, DC, Chicago

Honorable mentions to NYC, Denver

I've spent a fair amount of time in LA, and it blows. Never quite sure what you brought you there.

9:36 AM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

So I gather you like baseball. Who's your team?

11:22 AM  
Blogger Wicketywack said...

Dear anonymous and Alldetime,

STFU and make dinner plans already.

Best,

Lonnie Bruner

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you cut me open, I bleed Red Sox red.

11:49 AM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

I knew you were going to say that.

But I'm not friends with Red Sox fans.

I think you have the wrong AllDeTime.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Why did you know I would say that?
2. Correction - you are friends with at least one Red Sox fan (just not all of us are obnoxious fans).
3. There is only one AllDeTime. I am not mistaken.

12:00 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

1. Well, you probably like a good team and you talk smack so you're probably not a generic "good team" fan. You probably like a team where talking smack is necessary. And I knew you weren't a Yanks fan because the smack-talking woulda started a lot sooner than this.
2. I know one chick who's a Sox fan, but I don't think you are her. I know a dude from way back who's probably a Sox fan, as he lives in Boston though I haven't talked to him in ages - and if you are him then damn you're awesome for finding this blog. I also know another Sox fan but he's a die-hard A's fan, Sox 2nd choice. And I know one more Sox fan but she'd never write this crap in here. So yes, I am friends with Sox fans, you're just probably not like in my crew or something.
3. Damn straight.

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fair enough, although it was a long time before being a Sox fan meant you were rooting for a good team.

How goes the job search?

12:25 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

why dont you just tell me who you are?

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No reason really. Hadn't really meant to post as anonymous the first time, but I guess I wasn't paying attention. Now it seems pointless to tell you (I can feel Lonnie's eyes watching me...)

12:34 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

Fine. Then tell me this:
1. Top 5 Favorite Movies
2. Last 5 places visited (must be at least 2 hours away by car to count)
3. What'd you do last night?
4. Where do you see yourself living a year from now?

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Top 5 movies (this is an ever-evolving list (unlike books or cds or...), but as of right now and in no order): American Beauty, Harold and Maude, Super Troopers (heh heh), Royal Tennenbaums, Hero.

Last 5 places visited: NYC, Maidston Lake VT, Charleston SC, Chicago, Seattle.

Last night - Played golf until sunset, ate takeout Thai food at home, played guitar, packed for the weekend.

A year from now I see myself living the same place I am today.

And you?

1:01 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

you play golf? guitar? who the hell are you? i thought those questions would give you away...

Godfather, American Beauty, Finding Nemo, Lost in Translation, Shawshank Redemption (but it "evolves" alldetime, as you say)

Uhm... in reverse order...
1. Outer Banks, NC
2. Shanksville, PA
3. Bahamas
4. NYC
5. Los Angeles (but I lived there at the time so if that doesn't count then... Cambria, CA or... Pacific Grove, CA. Same trip.)

A year from now? You're hilarious. I have no freakin' clue.

Try these:
1. If you could go anywhere tomorrow, where would you go?
2. Describe your ideal mate
3. If you could own a house/apt/condo in any three places in the world, where would they be?

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice movie choices, although I saw Lost In Translation late enough that it had already been overhyped...

1. Alaska - Denali. Never been, heard it's really incredible, and this is probably a good time of year to be there.

2. Ideal mate...someone that would be just as comfortable going to a ballgame with me as she would be going to the Opera.

3. Nantucket, somewhere in the Rockies (UT, CO, Jackson Hole), Hawaii.

What about you? We haven't talked music yet either (other than your Modest Mouse post).

1:41 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

1. I'd go back to the beach.
2. funny, a little artsy, a little sporty, respectful, challenging, compassionate, brown hair, blue eyes, 6'2" - not that i'm being picky....
3. a loft apt in NYC, a row house in San Francisco, a beach house on the Outer Banks

What about music? I like most of it. Be more specific.

If we were really friends wouldn't you know this stuff already? It seems like you're trying to get to know me.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope - just throwing relevant questions out there to help you figure out who I am. Besides, sometimes it'smore fun to ask questions of people you knwo to see when/if/how they surprise you.

How about a 5 best live bands/artists you've seen in concert...

2:16 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

I think I just know too many damn people. (hehehe) You sound like a combination of about three or four people I know and every time I think I have you pegged down you throw out a curve ball and I lose it.

In no order...
1. The Roots
2. De La Soul
3. Dave Matthews Band
4. 2 Skinnee J's
5. Outkast
(though seeing Prodigy and Chemical Brothers way back in the day at HFStival was pretty cool... as was my first concert ever: Better Than Ezra in the gym at AU)

You...?

Try these:
-last 5 places you worked
-last 4 places you went out to eat
-last 3 cities in which you lived
-last 2 times you saw the sun rise (when/where)
-if you could have one thing happen tonight, what would it be?

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Walking out the door, so only time to answer 2 of these now:

Saw the Sun Rise last weekend at Maidstone lake. Before that,from Cape Pogue earlier this summer.

As for tonight, I would make sure that I am surrounded by my closest friends in a memorable setting (all of which will happen, as I am driving to a party at a beach house for the weekend with a bunch of my closest friends - the house is kind of like living in the Great Gatsby).

2:45 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

i do believe your name begins with the letter G and you live in a city that ends with "oston."

2:53 PM  
Blogger AllDeTime said...

Hey, Anonymous, where you at?

11:52 AM  

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