I don't know why, but recently I thought back to this specific column I wrote for my college paper and realized that:

a) I'm psychic
and
b) I'm getting old(er)!

...because in the last two and a half years I have seen people put up away messages saying that when they will return they will either:

a) be Mrs. So and So
or
b) be a mom.

But I'm not too old because I still find it freakin' hilarious and ridiculous that people have done those things. Man, that cracks me up. Oh Information Age... oh, indeed...